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I am your king. Now, look here, my good man. Did you dress her up like this? Well, she turned me into a newt. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

How do you know she is a witch? Oh, ow! The nose? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Bloody Peasant!

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The nose?

  1. The nose?
  2. Who's that then?
  3. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Where'd you get the coconuts?

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. A newt?

  • Well, she turned me into a newt.
  • What a strange person.
  • It's only a model.

Be quiet! I dunno. Must be a king. It's only a model. Camelot!

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! And the hat. She's a witch! Well, what do you want? Well, how'd you become king, then? We found them.

Now, look here, my good man. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Well, I didn't vote for you. We want a shrubbery!! And the hat. She's a witch! Where'd you get the coconuts? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

We want a shrubbery!! Well, what do you want? But you are dressed as one… …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? A newt?

Did you dress her up like this? Well, I got better. Why? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! I am your king.

And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Well, how'd you become king, then? How do you know she is a witch? Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

Well, we did do the nose. Now, look here, my good man. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Burn her anyway! What do you mean? Well, how'd you become king, then? I am your king. Oh, ow!

Well, we did do the nose. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! And the hat. She's a witch! And the hat. She's a witch! Camelot! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

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I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Thank you, steal again. He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?! Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

  1. Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
  2. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
  3. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

I stand by my racial slur. This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." You don't win friends with salad. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

  • Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
  • Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
  • Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

"Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Homer no function beer well without. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… You don't win friends with salad.

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? I stand by my racial slur. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I stand by my racial slur.

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The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Don't underestimate the Force. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!

  1. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
  2. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.
  3. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.
Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Red Five standing by.

  • What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.
  • Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
  • I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. What?!

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Don't underestimate the Force. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!

Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

You mean it controls your actions?

I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. You mean it controls your actions? Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?

Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Red Five standing by.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! I call it luck. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

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I stand by my racial slur. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! You don't win friends with salad. I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

  1. What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
  2. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
  3. Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

  • Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
  • Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!
  • Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

…And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Me fail English? That's unpossible. Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son."

Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. Me fail English? That's unpossible. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

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The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Don't underestimate the Force. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!

  1. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
  2. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.
  3. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.
Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Red Five standing by.

  • What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.
  • Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
  • I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. What?!

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Don't underestimate the Force. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!

Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

You mean it controls your actions?

I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. You mean it controls your actions? Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?

Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Red Five standing by.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! I call it luck. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

Portfolio

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.

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Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What?! I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

You mean it controls your actions? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

  1. He is here.
  2. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  3. As you wish.
I'm trying not to, kid.

I call it luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

  • Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  • I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
  • Red Five standing by.

I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

Red Five standing by. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

What!? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Ye-ha! You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. He is here. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

What?! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

As you wish. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Red Five standing by.